Columbus Day Collab Edition: Yes, You are a Stalker When:

Growing up, I was not exactly what you would call the "Ladies' Man", that title was reserved for a lot of my friends but definitely not me.  Big lips, skinny body, big feet and pigeon-toed does not exactly lauch you to the top of the list for "Most Eligible Bachelor."  So to meet women, I would often implement "techniques" I thought were sure fire ways to land that lucky lady but now, looking back, would probably be considered stalker-ish by societal norms.

Stalking is an action that knows no primary race, color, creed, or gender.  It is kind of like sex, we have all done it at least once!  Hey, love makes you do strange things or maybe you did not take your meds and were a little "off" that day to say the least.  Does a stalker know they are stalking when they are actually in the act of stalking? Probably not but myself and my partner in crime, Millita Wright, are going to explore stalking techniques demonstrated by both males and females.

From a woman's standpoint (Ms. Wright), men stalk when:

1. Buying you and drink and then following you around all night at the venue…You clearly told him you were there with your girls, he insisted on buying you a drink and now…sigh…he is right on your neck!

2. Making a decision to stop dating a guy and he blows up your phone. Not just your cell phone but also the home phone and your emails…Not to mention the excessive texts…man..please get the hint…love don’t live here anymore!

3. Stopping randomly by the woman’s job just to say hello…oh man….you are walking outside and are about to run to lunch and guess who is waiting outside…that guy you told that you wanted to date other people…

4. Calling from a random number…if you are calling her from you own number and she is not picking up, then catch that hint…maybe blocking your number or calling from your boy’s phone is not such a great idea

5. Looking on your Facebook and seeing what events the woman is attending and “happen” to be at the event….then say “Oh, I didn’t know you were going to be here!” Dude…you knew because there were 500 people in the venue and you just happened to find her…

6. Standing by the bathroom at the club and talking to each and every woman that comes by…man…you are doing too much…

7. Threating to come by the woman’s house because you cannot get in touch with her…every woman is not up to scandalous stuff…they may be at the salon and cannot pick up the phone…..then the texts because she isn’t answering her house phone…unless she does this all the time….perhaps just relax and give her a chance to call you back.

From a man's standpoint (Mr. Moore), women stalk when:

YOU ALL DO #2, #3, #4, AND #5 FROM ABOVE!!!!!!

You know have been schooled on the art, and I use that term loosely, of stalking!!!  If you have more, please add to it!!!!  Some of us just do not know....

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