"It must be something in the water! Why did I receive a picture of (insert name here of wanna-be porno guy)'s penis by text message?"
Ok people, I just have one question...
WHERE THEY DO THAT AT???? Yes, I said it in all my ebonics and broken English because it is now so serious, this epidemic, I cannot even speak properly.
Once again I am probably showing my age and how old fashion I am when it comes to sex but is this part of the new sexual revolution where we are all so free about what we have? Are we sending our private parts to be served with said recipient's morning coffee?
Men are sending pictures of their genitalia to women and oftentimes I do not even think they know their last name. And to top it all off, some of these women are not even impressed with the package being received.
If this is some kind of ploy to get a woman into the sack immediately, the last thing you want to do is show your "hand" before the game is even played. If she is not impressed, your chances of scoring have pretty much been diminished!!!
If she is impressed with your "hand" then she might think about it but then again, she is probably thinking your some kind of sex-crazed weirdo wondering if this is your first time doing this. The answer, probably not!!
Okay, say you do "score" but a month or two later, you two go through a bad "breakup" or you do something to make her upset and decides to post your "hand", which is still on her phone, on Facebook or Twitter and tag you. Makes it hard to get hired for a new job if your "hand" is all over the internet.
And what if this woman you are "courting" (and I use that term VERY loosely here) is sort of clumsy and loses the phone or upgrades her phone at Sprint. When she turns the phone in, Maggie the Spring lady is now going through this phone and all the old text messages and runs across your "hand." It is not like she doesnt have a name associated with it! I do not even want to think about the possibilities of a "hand" falling into the wrong hands.
BUT, you know what, I cannot 100% blame the guys for this debauchery and ignorance. Somewhere along the way, a woman allowed this to happen. A woman thought was cute or OK to do and it has spread like wildfire. So yes, ladies, you deserve some blame for this.
Bottom line, fellas, can we stop this practice. Last thing I want to happen is for some eager beaver to put in my phone number by accident because it is late night and he is drunk, trying to recall the lady's phone number he jusst met 10 minutes ago and send his "hand" to me while I am enjoying my bacon and eggs. IT IS JUST NOT A GOOD LOOK!!!! Literally and figuratively.
hahaha. word. this shit has become an epidemic...what I will say, though, is that I place almost ALL the blame on the women who encourage, solicit, and applaud this behavior. they did this to society, because, at the end of the day men will do ridiculous things, but we do them for women. so brothas wouldn't be partaking in this foolishness if there wasn't a sizeable number of women who respond in a way other than negatively to it.
ReplyDeletei even know some birds (and they are most definitely birds) who solicit these pictures then send them around to their friends...smh.
while we are at it can we get a 'fuck you' for grown men that take facebook profile pictures in the mirror of the bathroom with they shirt off when they get home from the gym? these cats helped start the slippery slope to this foolishness.
- JP
LMAO!!!! Agreed 100% on that! And to add fuel to the flame, I think women started all this. I've never understood why so many women take camera phone flicks of themselves in their bathroom mirror and then post them joints on Facebook like its a class photo or some ish, shout out to the used towel and grimy shower curtain in the background. Of course dudes took that as being cosigned on the hot thing to do.
ReplyDeleteAs for dudes who do that dumb ish, there are no words to describe the silliness of it. I equate it to dudes who have tramp stamps on their lower back or nipple rings...there is no scenario in being a man that ever makes that cool.
LMAO!!!!
ReplyDelete(inaudible sound of the horn at a wicked fet)
#SOUNDBWOYBURIAL
Dear Mr. Handy Man,
Sexting your "hand" is grounds for you becoming the b*tch of your crew. Please note the following:
Should you send your "hand" to a random or any female that is/or is not your wifey, get CAUGHT by your crew on a public social networking site, you will be reduced to making beer & dutch runs to the nearest bodega while being ridiculed the entire game.
Lesson to be learned:
PLAY TO WIN THE GAME & NEVER SHOW YA HAND UNTIL YOU WIN THE POT!
The post is most interesting as are the comments. Women are not to blame for the behaviors of men. Mes egos are to blame. If you thought your "hand" was small or crooked, or possibly displeasing, you would have never shown it. I'm not against it, to the right person (significant other/wifey/committed girlfriend) at the right time. Let's say you had a bad day, and you call your boyfriend/girlfriend to bitch about it, and to make you laugh or feel better he/she sends you a pic of his/her "hand", or maybe you are running late, he/she is home alone...waiting for you to come home, and before you leave the office, you send him/her a pic of your "hand", before foreplay play (that's what I call it). We are all adults here, and we should have enough maturity and common sense to know when it's a good thing or not to show your "hand". One last thing, respect for self and the other person is paramount, if you don't want to get to her draws, showing her the utter disrespect of your "hand" prematurely will definetly leave you holding your hand.
ReplyDeleteI think it is absolutely inappropriate to send nude pictures to anyone - ever. Even if you are in a monogamous relationship with someone, you still run the risk of the phone getting lost or ending up in the wrong hands. Sexting is dangerous. Don't send over the airwaves what you wouldn't want getting out there. Have we learned nothing from Congressman Weiner?
ReplyDeleteIn addition to the danger of it, it's a turn off. I have received photos of that nature via text before and immediately added the sender to the "DO NOT ANSWER" contact in my Blackberry. It's very disrespectful.
What message is the person trying to send? The messages that I get are as follows:
1. He's sexually promiscuous (ewww)
2. He's an extreme narcissict (ewwwwww)
3. He's unable to articulate with words whatever the hell it is that he's attempting to articulate with the image of his penis. (ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
4. He has poor judgement, and little tact.